The Daily Grind

Today's "To Do" List:

• Resurrect blog with hopes of
• a) becoming famous
• b) writing everyday
• c) averaging 2 hits a day (not counting me or my mom)
• d) historical value
• Gym (check)
• Go to bed in rockstar time (3 a.m. to never) to make up for going to bed last night at 10:30 p.m.
• Laundry (check) *
  
• Paint fingernails (check)
• Paint fingernails well (check!)
• Spend way too much time customizing blog that no one will read (check!)

* I washed an O's shirt I shamefully bought for almost $40 which proved to be the best oversight ever because the shirt (Men's fit mind you) now fits famously! Yes, this deserved the asterisk.