On the bright side, I'm thankful that this invitation didn't have "zilla" at the end and wasn't written in the present tense, although I still have four months to go before I'm officially in the clear of assuming that title.
Did someone say four months? I think a bottle of wine is calling my name. And what's really weird is that it's referring to me as "mommy."
*Whoever you are, you are dead to me