No fancy introductions, here. (Shocking, I know).
This is mere documentation of a very uneventful life; 75% uneventful; 22% mildly interesting; 3% blogworthy.
You'll need to know the following list of main characters:
Kimi; hence, a la kimi.
Robbey, the boyfriend; the best friend; the bassist; the cynic; also a term of endearment
Mandy, bff in Boston; currently acquiring her law degree; should be in fashion; recently used the verb "jackhammering" to describe what the guy across the way was doing to his girlfriend with the windows open
Ashleigh, other bff; located in Raleigh, NC; social worker; says things like "bawitdaba da bang bang"
My Carebear that yes, I sleep with okay, and who I've had since I was a wee asian porkchop; you might also find her on Facebook
More of a supporting character; was big in 2003 to entertain my nieces and nephews; exists mostly on the floor or under my bed
Stephanie, my sister-in-law; mid-30s; 3 kids; married to my brother; brings up thoughtful questions like: "I wonder if there's someone out there named Harry Chin?"
Other characters will inherit a blurb as they are introduced but I think those are key for now.
Remember, if you're looking for edgy, off the cuff, riveting tweety juicy information, you are in the wrong place, and frankly, I feel bad for you.
However, in my defense, there is an art to making the uneventful interesting. I plan to put that on my list of talents, interests, or expertise upon my next job application. It'll be a hit, I can see it now.